Programming Sucks

Este un articol lung dar mi s-a părut foarte amuzant:

Every programmer starts out writing some perfect little snowflake like this. Then they’re told on Friday they need to have six hundred snowflakes written by Tuesday, so they cheat a bit here and there and maybe copy a few snowflakes and try to stick them together or they have to ask a coworker to work on one who melts it and then all the programmers’ snowflakes get dumped together in some inscrutable shape and somebody leans a Picasso on it because nobody wants to see the cat urine soaking into all your broken snowflakes melting in the light of day. Next week, everybody shovels more snow on it to keep the Picasso from falling over.

The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.


Apropo de “There’s a theory that you can cure this by following standards”. Niste sfaturi pentru C++: Luate individual pot sa para chiar rezonabile. Daca incerci sa le aplici pe toate pe un proiect de dimensiuni medii, triplezi timpul de lucru :slight_smile: