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Cosmin_Popescu · august 2, 2020, 4:00am

Cosmin_Popescu · august 2, 2020, 8:10am

Hours of debugging can save minutes of reading the documentation.

anon31094663 · august 2, 2020, 9:07am

Eu am patit si invers. Ore de citit documentatie (si dedus formule, ca sa fiu sigur ca-s corecte) au inlocuit minute de debugging

alexjorj · august 2, 2020, 7:42pm

Sa citesti documentatie de la Microsoft. Raspunsul e in a 3-a pagina, dar acelasi lucru il afli pe stackoverflow in primele 2 randuri

Cosmin_Popescu · august 2, 2020, 7:52pm

Pe unde ati fost in acesta perioada?
Dupa mult timp, am apucat sa merg la munte

foobaz256 · august 3, 2020, 7:49am

Cosmin_Popescu · august 6, 2020, 7:15am

Cosmin_Popescu · august 7, 2020, 5:18am

Server mutat intre 2 cladiri fara downtime.

Cosmin_Popescu · august 15, 2020, 6:44am

Destul de impresionant, tho’

Cosmin_Popescu · august 18, 2020, 9:35am

Cosmin_Popescu · august 21, 2020, 9:59am

adavidoaiei · august 23, 2020, 7:45am

Se aplica la programare in general.

Cosmin_Popescu · august 26, 2020, 5:39am

La multi ani, Linux!

adavidoaiei · august 26, 2020, 5:43am

29 de ani e ceva Linux.

Cosmin_Popescu · august 31, 2020, 6:00am

github.com

Droogans/unmaintainable-code/blob/master/README.md

# How To Write Unmaintainable Code

## Ensure a job for life ;-)

**Roedy Green**
 [**Canadian Mind Products**](http://mindprod.com/jgloss/unmain.html)

* * *

## Introduction

> _Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence._ - Napoleon

In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will even guarantee **yourself** a lifetime of employment, since no one but you has a hope in hell of maintaining the code. Then again, if you followed **all** these rules religiously, even you wouldn't be able to maintain the code!

You don't want to overdo this. Your code should not **look** hopelessly unmaintainable, just **be** that way. Otherwise it stands the risk of being rewritten or refactored.

## General Principles

> _Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur._

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scheffgames · august 31, 2020, 7:32am

Facuta in perioada cand a inceput linux. Cica n-a mai vazut oameni de luni de zile pana la party-ul ala.
linus

scheffgames · august 31, 2020, 7:37am

Btw, ptr. cei pasionati de inceputurile computing-ului, Halt and Catch Fire (tv show) e the shit. Il mentionez ptr. ca nu-i atat de celebru ca si confratele lui, Sillicon Valley.

kleampa · august 31, 2020, 1:13pm

Offtopic si nu prea, apelez si eu la timpul vostru pentru un vot al unui soft facut de mine in cadrul unei competitii de grant-uri. Conteaza 20% in nota finala, restul e evaluat dpdv al planului de afaceri.

Multumesc in avans

Cosmin_Popescu · august 31, 2020, 3:40pm

Am votat!

Mult succes in continuare

AlleXyS · august 31, 2020, 3:57pm

votat