Ce versiune?
Ma uit luni si iti zic.
Dar mesajul ala cred ca il da indiferent de versiune
Din Finch. Cand porneste robotul. Cica ruleaza un .exe. Lol. De parca. Doar gandacii si linux o sa supravietuiasca unei catastrofe globale. 
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Sometimes when I’m writing JavaScript I want to throw up my hands and say “this is bullshit!” but I can never remember what “this” refers to.
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The plural of developers is a merge conflict
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1801 - Joseph Marie Jacquard uses punch cards to instruct a loom to weave “hello, world” into a tapestry. Redditers of the time are not impressed due to the lack of tail call recursion, concurrency, or proper capitalization.
1940s - Various “computers” are “programmed” using direct wiring and switches. Engineers do this in order to avoid the tabs vs spaces debate.
1957 - John Backus and IBM create FORTRAN. There’s nothing funny about IBM or FORTRAN. It is a syntax error to write FORTRAN while not wearing a blue tie.
1972 - Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. Not satisfied with the number of deaths and permanent maimings from that invention he invents C and Unix.
1986 - Brad Cox and Tom Love create Objective-C, announcing “this language has all the memory safety of C combined with all the blazing speed of Smalltalk.” Modern historians suspect the two were dyslexic.
1995 - At a neighborhood Italian restaurant Rasmus Lerdorf realizes that his plate of spaghetti is an excellent model for understanding the World Wide Web and that web applications should mimic their medium. On the back of his napkin he designs Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta (PHP). PHP documentation remains on that napkin to this day.
1995 - Brendan Eich reads up on every mistake ever made in designing a programming language, invents a few more, and creates LiveScript. Later, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of Java the language is renamed JavaScript. Later still, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of skin diseases the language is renamed ECMAScript.
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The Alternative Big O notation:
O(1) = O(yeah)
O(log n) = O(nice)
O(n) = O(k)
O(n²) = O(my)
O(2ⁿ) = O(no)
O(n!) = O(mg!)
O(n!*n) = O(rly?)
de pe Twitter…
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will devour your HT ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he com es do not fi ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid p ain, the song of re̸gular expre
ssion parsingwill extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t he final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T A LL IS L OST the pon̷y he come s he c̶̮omes he comes the ich or permeates al l MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼ OO N Θ stop the an̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨ* e̠̅s͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑enot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ T O͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝ S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
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E veche dar mi-a placut cand am auzit-o. Cica un tip care invata programare a scris:
a=4
a=4
Is intreaba profesorul. Dar de ce ai setat valoare lui a de 2 ori?
Zice: Pai ca sa fiu sigur!
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Ce tare ar fi sa scoata baietii si una cu “E bine sau nu e bine sa fii clujean?”. Cu metroul, cu chirii, Silicone Valley de Romania.
Meanwhile, valorile din YouTube trending poarta o discutie elevata despre particularitati, paradigme si algoritmi ai programarii in C++.
P.S. Am impresia ca dupa acest video pretul la Bitcoin va depasi 100k.
App am facut milestone cu postarea 1500 in acest topic.
@iamntz beneficiez de ceva rank in sensul asta?